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[lemanya]

Day 12 → Whatever tickles your fancy
Now for something... a little different.

So, I do this thing when I'm at parties (usually parties or events that involve alcohol) where I remember a lot from my night. And write it down. And compile a list of quotes that succinctly reflect that night and how much awesomeness was made.
This is from November 2009. All quotes are within 90% accuracy. Some of them are private jokes (like the Pagunda line, and I can't explain it cause it really makes no sense) but most of them... well, you get the idea. I hope you enjoy as much as I did :)

And... I apologise for the length.
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Hi. Yeah... I'm kinda socially retarded. Sorry

You can take the packet if you want.
-Nah, there's a bunch of stoners around who are about to get the munchies.
Oh... yeah, leave it, or you'll be public enemy number one.

I was told to rescue you, apparently he's weird.

You're nice. You're like, really nice. More than nice, you're special.

Someone said he was a douche.

I don't want to go home right now.

Your story is so much better than mine. I mean, mine's "oh I know her from school" and yours is "a friend of a friend and we went on a grand adventure" and that's so much more exciting.

Would you like some goo?

Soy crisps? Awesome.

Oh my god, it's a bubble machine! I just thought someone had a bottle and a wand.
-And very strong breath.

Hi. I know who you are, but you have absolutely no idea who I am.

Do you want to see the stoner's den? It's a great place to sleep.

Hmm, someone put chips in my drink. I don't think I'll finish it.

I called you like three times.
-I know. But I had no reception to call you back. I coudn't hear you anyway.
Yeah, I couldn't even hear myself.

Want some apple?

See, I knew everyone would like soy crisps.

The Doors and red wine. It doesn't get much better than this.

Is it just pastry? Or is there actually some kind of filling?
-There's stuff inside. Though it's like, a little ball of stuff in the very centre.
In other words, factory made.

It's a plain old cinnamon donut.
-Like a coles donut. Do coles make donuts?
Well if they did, they'd have that stupid little quote like 'Donuts are an essential part of my diet- Jim, loves donuts.'

You can't come in, you have a wang.

Watch the door. Guard it with your life!

I think everyone has Khe San on their music list.
-I don't. Oh how embarrasing.

Is this still Led Zeppelin? Cause it kinda sounds like Metallica.

Pagunda.

I... shouldn't have said that.

Has he left? He can't leave! He's taking me home. Could you remind him he has to take me home?

The rain.... issssssooooo good.

Sometimes I wish you'd cut your hair.

Steph!
-Kate!
Steph!
-Kaate!
Steeeeeph!
-Kaaaaaaate!

How do you know each other.
-We don't. We only met a few hours ago.

Jared, come downstairs!
- I am downstairs!
No, come downstairs!
-I am downstairs! I'm on the other side of the wall.

On the couch. Totally NOT getting up for anything.

Go grease lightning you're burning up a quarter a mile.

I know, I know, I said I was going an hour ago. But this time I mean it.

I didn't tell the neighbours...

I thought you were taking a picture.
-No, it was a video.
Oh, so you got me standing in a pose for like, ten seconds and then falling backward through the doorway?
-Yep.

Pagunda!

I... actually have no idea who's camera this is.

It's like porn without the nakedness.

I don't know what you use your internet for...

One thing you'll learn about our friends? They're all straight, but they touch each other a lot.

Wait, I'll pour it in your mouth.

Why do people throw up to the side. I don't get it. The ground is easy, the ground is there. Why throw up on the fly screen when the ground is much easier?

That's very 70s.

BFJFHKSJGHKSJSJHKEK.

Alcohol makes me sleepy.
- Me too! Then everyone just thinks I've passed out when really, it was an informed decision.
And then they get the security guards to escort you out.

I love you
-I love you more

Having fun?
-Hehe, yeah...

The macarena. I hate this song, I always dance.

Yay! Recycling bin.

We've been everywhere haven't we? Upstairs, downstairs, front yard, back yard...
-Underground.

What's the difference between that one and the yellow one?
-No idea.

Lick it.

Midnight. Midnight! Happy official birthday!

It's soooo comfy here.

I like you, you're funny.

Will you come with me to the bathroom?
-No, but I will stand guard.
Promise?
-Cross my heart and hope to die.

So, you literally only met today?

I have a business card.

Did you see my tv?
-It's a great tv.

I've been standing here for ten minutes. I'm not so sure anymore that someone's in the bathroom.

So, you fix computers?
-Well, no. We design systems for companies... and fix their computers.

Careful, there's puke on the window.
- I'll lick it up.

'Kay, I'm going for good.

Come... join the orgy.

See, now there's an awkward silence. Now you have to say something else to fill it!

PAGUNDA!